After three months of careful consideration, New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick announced at a press conference today that he has changed his mind regarding his decision to go for it on fourth down in the fourth quarter of a November 15 game against the Indianapolis Colts and now wishes to punt.
“These kinds of decisions are crucial to a team’s success and must be given due thought,” said the three-time Super Bowl winning coach. “As such, we now wish to punt on that play and will be ready on Sunday to resume the game.”
“We, as a team, want to put that mistake in front of us and focus on winning the previous game.”
Further questions from the press were met with a cold, lifeless stare.
If the Patriots can hold on to defeat the Colts, they will be playing in the Super Bowl Reboot against the New Orleans Saints, picking up from the play just before Peyton Manning choked like Isadora Duncan going for a Sunday drive.
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