Wednesday, October 23, 2024

Week Eight NFL Picks With Slight Tangent

 Another middling week, going 8-7 with my picks in week seven. Whatever, I'll take it. 

That makes five winning weeks (moneywise, had I bet money) out of seven. And one of the losing weeks was 8-8.

I do have one guy at CBS Sports.com breathing down my neck now. He's on a hot streak, and is only a game behind me. That qualifies as stress in my life, actually. Have I mentioned how much I hate stress?

I'm not sure the new kickoffs will ever not look weird to me. Announcers were heard recently trying to claim that it has had the effect of adding excitement and playmaking to the game where there wasn't much before. Their evidence was that the average starting field position was at the 25 yard line of the receiving team last year, and it's up to the 30 this year.

Yeah. I'm sure it's a coincidence that last year a touchback brought the ball out to the 25, and that was changed to the 30 for this season.

But it's also for player safety, which I guess I can get behind. It's sad that they've mostly eliminated the onside kick from the game (although there was a successful one last weekend) and completely eliminated the surprise onside kick, but again, player safety, right?

But why, then, add a 17th game? Why not go back to 16? Or 14? Why add playoff games?

Because the owners are billionaires, and one thing I know about billionaires, they never think they're making enough money. Because, I assume, they have gaping holes where their souls are supposed to be, or whatever the non-dualist equivalent of a soul is.

But I seem to have wandered a bit. Week eight picks:

Thursday

Vikings -3 vs. Rams

Sunday

Ravens -9.5 vs. Browns

Lions -11 vs. Titans

Texans -6 vs. Colts

Packers -4.5 vs. Jaguars

Cardinals +3 vs. Dolphins

Jets -7 vs. Patriots

Falcons -2.5 vs. Buccaneers

Bengals -2.5 vs. Eagles

Chargers -7.5 vs. Saints

Bills -3 vs. Seahawks

Bears -2.5 vs. Commanders

Broncos -8.5 vs. Panthers

Raiders +9.5 vs. Chiefs

49ers -4.5 vs. Cowboys

Monday

Steelers -6.5 vs. Giants

Last week: 8-7

Season to date: 58-46-3

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